In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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