Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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