I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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