All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
only if we run a train.
done.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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