the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
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