she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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