Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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