Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
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Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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