FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
ttyl tear gas
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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