you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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