Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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