Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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