I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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