the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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