Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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