it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
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I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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