Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
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told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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