I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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