Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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