You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
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so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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