Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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