It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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