I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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