My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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