accomplished twins. life is a go
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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