We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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