Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
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You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
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And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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