You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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