Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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