I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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