we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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