haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
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Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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