I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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