apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
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I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
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Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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