Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
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you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Pants are for mortals
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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