How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
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I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
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Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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