just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
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There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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