i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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