Cold hands, warm shart.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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