dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I just forgot I was standing up.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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