we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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