We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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