You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.