a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
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a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
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So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough