I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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