Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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