Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Randomize
