If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
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also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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