Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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