I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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