): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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