Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
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That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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