Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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