The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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