One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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