Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
There r osticjed everywhere
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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