Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I heard we made out
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
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We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
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I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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